Steven’s Facts and Random Trivia- Announcing A Weekly Feature

I have tried many times to blog on the regular, being consistent and providing a blog that is unique and distinquishes itself from the others but have never been able to find my niche.   I have always enjoyed writing and I have a thirst for knowledge, especially when it comes to random facts and useless trivia, the kind of facts that are fun and interesting, not well-known and pretty obscure, the kind that makes you want to share with others.

I have decided to take my love for writing and share with everyone some of the random facts and trivia I have learned, making it a feature of my blog.   The weekly feature will be updated on Mondays and Fridays bringing you the most obscure and random facts.  I think this is a feature most everyone will enjoy.

Get ready for the obscure, the random, the unbelievable.  You will know everything there is to know about absolutely nothing.  Its Steven’s Facts and Random Trivia, His First Volume.

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Warning: List Of Sarcastic Sayings and Quotable Quotes

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

6. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

7. Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

18 Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.

26 You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

27. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them

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Ducks quacks don’t echo and no one knows why.

We shed 4o pounds of skin in a lifetime.

Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different

On average, a person who is right-handed will live about 9 years longer.

A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper every day.

In Singapore it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum.

Dreamt is the only English word that ends with the letters “mt” .

A jiffy is an actual unit of time and is 1/100th of a second.

Coca-Cola would be green if coloring wasn’t added to it.

Donald Duck was banned in Finland for a while because he didn’t wear pants.

The longest word in the English language is PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS

111,111,111 X 111,111,111= 12,345,678,987,654,321

The manufacturing and historical documentation for the  Jumbo Jet weight nearly as much.

Charged electrodes inserted through a pickle will cause it to glow

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny hated carrots

Most toilets flush in E-flat.

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time of the King James version of the Bible.  In Psalm 46  the 46th word from the first is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly

In the average lifetime a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

The longest one syllable word is “screeched”

Frowning burns more calories than smiling.

1/4 of the bones in our body are found in our feet.

The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in their lifetime.

The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.

If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

A ball of glass will bounce higher  than a ball of rubber.

Children grow faster in the spring.

On average, we will spend 2 weeks kissing in our lifetime.

Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

A sneeze can travel at over 100 miles per hour.

A “dude” is an infected hair on an elephants butt.

The average person has 6 pounds of skin.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

On average, a 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

Red is the most commonly colored vehicle in auto accidents.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients found in dynamite.

Shakespeare invented the words “assassination” and “bump”

In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes.

America, the Ironic

This is a fun list and if you can think of any feel free post them in your comments.

• Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

• Only in America will you find handicap parking in front of a skating rink

• Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk to the back of the store to get their prescriptions and cigarettes are at the front

• Only in America do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries and a diet coke.

• Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain pens to the counters.

• Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put useless junk in our garage.

• Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call.

• Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

• Only in America do we use the word politics to describe the process so well.  Poli in Latin mean “many” and tics mean “bloodsucking creatures.”

• Only in America do they have drive up ATM machines with Braille.