You Don’t Say?

Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
When in doubt, just take the next small step.
 Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
 Pay off your credit cards every month.
 You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
 Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone.
  It’s okay to get angry with God. He can take it.
  Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
  When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
  Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.
  It’s okay to let your children see you cry.
  Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
  If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it.
  Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don’t worry; God never blinks.
  Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living, or get busy dying.
  You can get through anything if you stay put in today.
  A writer writes. If you want to be a writer, write.
  It’s never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
  When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer.
  Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
  Over-prepare, then go with the flow.
  Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple.
 The most important sex organ is the brain.
  No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
 Frame every so-called disaster with these words: “In five years, will this matter?”
 Always choose life.
  Forgive everyone everything.
  What other people think of you is none of your business.
  Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
  However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
  Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
 Believe in miracles.
  God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn’t do.
  Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger.
  Growing old beats the alternative — dying young.
  Your children get only one childhood. Make it memorable.
 Read the Psalms. They cover every human emotion.
 Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
 If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.
  Don’t audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
  Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
  All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
 Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
  The best is yet to come.
  No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
 Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
  If you don’t ask, you don’t get.
  Yield.
  Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.
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Absolute Information. Chapter 1

Ducks quacks don’t echo and no one knows why.

We shed 4o pounds of skin in a lifetime.

Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different

On average, a person who is right-handed will live about 9 years longer.

A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper every day.

In Singapore it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum.

Dreamt is the only English word that ends with the letters “mt” .

A jiffy is an actual unit of time and is 1/100th of a second.

Coca-Cola would be green if coloring wasn’t added to it.

Donald Duck was banned in Finland for a while because he didn’t wear pants.

The longest word in the English language is PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS

111,111,111 X 111,111,111= 12,345,678,987,654,321

The manufacturing and historical documentation for the  Jumbo Jet weight nearly as much.

Charged electrodes inserted through a pickle will cause it to glow

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny hated carrots

Most toilets flush in E-flat.

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time of the King James version of the Bible.  In Psalm 46  the 46th word from the first is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly

In the average lifetime a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

The longest one syllable word is “screeched”

Frowning burns more calories than smiling.

1/4 of the bones in our body are found in our feet.

The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in their lifetime.

The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.

If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

A ball of glass will bounce higher  than a ball of rubber.

Children grow faster in the spring.

On average, we will spend 2 weeks kissing in our lifetime.

Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

A sneeze can travel at over 100 miles per hour.

A “dude” is an infected hair on an elephants butt.

The average person has 6 pounds of skin.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

On average, a 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

Red is the most commonly colored vehicle in auto accidents.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients found in dynamite.

Shakespeare invented the words “assassination” and “bump”

In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes.